Lydia, the Polish wizard.
Lydia looked, winced and snapped on some gloves.
“How you like?”
“Uh, I dunno, what do you think?”
“I don’t know you. We just met. You want strip? You want triangle? I don’t know. I don’t know you.”
“Uh, strip I guess? What do you think?”
“…(GLARE)”
“You pull there. NO! PULL! Trust me, you pull this way, I pull that way. Is better. Now do me favor. When I say so, stop breathing. Trust me. Is better.”
“…………..(Oh fuck?)”
“NOW!”
Gasp.
RRRRRRRRRIP! Rippity rip rip! RIPPAROOO! RIPARINO! RIP RIP RIPPY RIP!
R.r.r.r.r.r.r.
I.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.
Pah.
Done.
Thank fuck for that.




Emma Said,
October 24, 2009 @ 20:03
You do the strip? What are you, some kinda undercover porn star?