Lydia, the Polish wizard.

Lydia looked, winced and snapped on some gloves.

“How you like?”

“Uh, I dunno, what do you think?”

“I don’t know you. We just met. You want strip? You want triangle? I don’t know. I don’t know you.”

“Uh, strip I guess? What do you think?”

“…(GLARE)”

“You pull there. NO! PULL! Trust me, you pull this way, I pull that way. Is better. Now do me favor. When I say so, stop breathing. Trust me. Is better.”

“…………..(Oh fuck?)”

“NOW!”

Gasp.

RRRRRRRRRIP! Rippity rip rip! RIPPAROOO! RIPARINO! RIP RIP RIPPY RIP!
R.r.r.r.r.r.r.
I.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.
Pah.

Done.

Thank fuck for that.

1 Comment »

  1. Emma Said,

    October 24, 2009 @ 20:03

    You do the strip? What are you, some kinda undercover porn star?

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