Fucking assholes
Dear fucking asshole who stole my credit card number,
You’re a fucking asshole.
Yours,
Princess of the World
PS – Seriously? You’re buying fucking petrol? THAT’S YOUR CHOICE? At least buy something fucking interesting and awesome. A trip to Chile to watch the miners come out? SURE! A prancing Russian pony? Fuck yeah, I’ll chip in for some fucking jolly prancing music. But Petro-Canada doesn’t really cut the fucking mustard does it? I hate you.
PPS – That’s RIGHT Petro-Canada and Esso, I did email you to ask what the fuck you’re doing letting some asshole use my credit card number with no card, no pin, no signature to buy some shitty Canadian cigarettes and some gas for their asshole SUV. Assholes.
PPPS – Starbucks also doesn’t make you sign or enter a PIN if you pay by credit card. Rest assured people of the world, I have also emailed Starbucks to ask them what exactly they’re doing to protect my privacy.
Peeeeeeeeeee- Visa were fantastic and had already cancelled my card last week even though I only realised today (due to the lag before charges appear online). Thanks Visa!
Assholes.
I will cut you when you sleep. Motherfuckers.
Shoshannah Said,
October 14, 2010 @ 00:47
cross much?
xxxxs
Emma Said,
October 14, 2010 @ 08:46
You are totally right. Crap usage of someone else’s credit card number.
I mean an orgy with 5 dwarves dressed as santas… now at least that’s creative (or makes your brain bleed as it has mine now I’ve properly imagined it) but seriously? Petrol? And not fancy french cigarettes or cuban cigars?
But I have to say Sara that Starbucks are evil and you shouldn’t be buying coffee there anyway so like maybe coffee karma came and bit you on the arse? Just saying…
Sara Said,
October 14, 2010 @ 08:52
Sometimes in Canada we don’t have the luxury of choice in coffee. There are certainly a handful of great places around the city, but we’re talking WELL under ten, and none near my work. So if I haven’t preground my beans and brought them to work to make my own, sometimes I gotta do the evil empire. I don’t like filter coffee at all so it’s often the only option. It’s expensive and gross so perhaps it is karma. Stupid expensive karma.
Emma Said,
October 14, 2010 @ 08:57
How the FUCK can you live there? I’d die! I have so much sympathy Sara. A life without constantly accessible, excellent, small shop coffee must be challenging at best and truly hideous and soul destroying at worst.
I’ll save my money and buy you your own personal barista to lug a machine around after you.
Love and coffee sympathy… xxx
Jennifer Said,
November 12, 2011 @ 22:55
too bad..